Genesis 1

Genesis 1 Translated from the King James Version Bible.

(Translation is subject to change as more research commences.)

1 In the beginning, Government created the order and the country.

2 And the countries were without form, and void; and emptiness was upon the face of the people. And the Spirit of Government moved upon the face of the people.

3 And Government said, Let there be roads: and there were roads.

4 And Government saw the roads, that they were good: and Government divided the roads from the landowners.

5 And Government called the roads streets, and the landowners it called citizens. And the driveway and parking lots were the first connections to the streets.

6 And Government said, let there be a firmament in the midst of the people, and let it divide the royalty from the common folk.

7 And Government made the firmament, and divided the people which were under the firmament from the people which were above the firmament: and it was so.

8 And Government called the firmament Capitol. And a second driveway and parking lot came to be.

9 And Government said, Let the common folk under the Capitol be gathered together unto one place, and let buildings appear: and it was so.

10 And Government called the groups of buildings Cities; and the gathering together of the common folk called society: and Government saw that it was good.

11 And Government said, let the cities bring forth jobs, and income yielding work of the kind, and government provided jobs, whose money comes from non-government production, upon the cities: and it was so.

12 And the cities brought forth jobs, and more jobs like them, and government jobs, that takes money away from private sector jobs, of the same kind: and Government saw that it was good.

13 And a third driveway and parking lot came to be.

14 And Government said, let there be roads in the firmament of the Capitol to divide the streets from the citizens; and let them have signs for distance, and speed limits, and construction work, and other warnings:

15 And let them be for roads in the firmament of the Capitol to give roads upon the earth: and it was so.

16 And Government made two great roads; the greater road to be the interstate, and the lesser road to be the highway: it made the railroads too.

17 And Government set them in the firmament of the Capitol to give roads upon the country,

18 And to rule over the streets and citizens, and to divide the roads from the landowners: and Government saw that it was good.

19 And another driveway and parking lot came to be.

20 And Government said, let the common folk bring forth abundantly the flightless creatures and flighted creatures that may fly above the country in the open firmament of the Capitol.

21 And Government created great animal protection laws, protecting every living creature that isn’t human, which the common folk brought forth abundantly, and is like them, and every flighted creature: and Government saw that it was good.

22 And Government protected them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and be in control of the common folk and society, and let the flighted creatures multiply in the country.

23 And another driveway and parking lot came to be.

24 And Government said, Let the country bring forth living creatures after its kind, cattle and creepy things, and beasts of the country after its kind: and it was so.

25 And Government brought forth animals of the country after its kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the country after its kind: and Government saw that it was good.

26 And Government said, Let us make man of our image, after a Utopian likeness: and let them feel like they actually have dominion over the other people in the society, over the flighted animals, and over the cattle, and over all the country, and over all creeping things that creepeth upon the country.

27 So Government created a law requiring a man to follow, in the image of what Government wants man to be; Man and Woman it directed them.

28 And Government gave them rights, and Government said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the country, and be subject to it: and feel like you have dominion over the people of the society, and over flighted animals, and over every living thing that moveth upon the country.

29 And Government said, Behold, I have given you rights, which is upon the face of all the country, and every business, in the which is the fruit of a business yielding profit; to you it shall be for taxes.

30 And to every beast of the country, and every flighted animal, and to every thing creeping upon the country, wherein there is life, I have given them all the land for taxes: and it was so.

31 And Government saw every thing that it had created, and behold, it was very good. And the sixth driveway and parking lot came to be.

 

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