What makes me happy?

You know what makes me happy?

The government takes away about 15% of my paycheck.

That’s about 2 months of work. I could literally take two months of work off and get paid the same amount.

That’s about a 2 week vacation in Hawaii, heck, maybe a 2 month vacation!

I am happy I don’t get to keep that money that I own, that I put my time and effort into.

I am happy to give up on achieving my aspirations and dreams.

Because this 15% is taken away from me for a very good reason.

I am happy that instead of having 2-3 times as much money in my investments and savings, I instead get 15% of my paycheck taken away from me.

I am happy that I can work a job that pays me a little bit above minimum wage and have 15% of my paycheck taken away.

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I know it is for a good reason. That’s why I am happy.

I do it for the guy, reeking of pot, that needs foodstamps so he is able to afford to smoke pot.

I do it for the woman, who is missing some teeth, that needs foodstamps so she can afford to purchase beer to drink.

I do it for all the individuals whose only aspirations are to smoke pot and drink beer because they deserve to achieve what they dream and aspire to be.

I am happy that 15% of my paycheck goes to make sure it is as difficult as possible for me to achieve my dreams and aspirations.

I am happy that 15% of my paycheck goes to subsidize purchases of drugs and beer in order for other people to achieve their dreams and aspirations.

I can’t imagine what the world would be like if 15% of my paycheck wasn’t taken away to subsidize the dreams of those who aspire to smoke pot and drink beer.

My dreams and aspirations are far less important.

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